What I want… I can do whatever I want… right?
look whos still single in 2014
can you guys believe that everyone at school thinks I’m totally STRAIGHT haha jOKES ON THEM
walk up to a heterosexual couple and say “soooo… which ones the girl?”
so we were talking about gender diversity in anthropology and my professor was asking for the definition of each letter in “LGBTQA” and when we got to the A i said “asexual” and my professor says “actually it stands for ally” and i unhinged my jaw and a swarm of locusts flew out of my mouth and attacked every straight person in the room true story
Remember that time you got good service at a restaurant?
You actually got unbelievably amazing service at a restaurant.
idc how powerful a piece of armor if its ugly im not gonna wear it
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life